Monday, February 28, 2011

Cheap People Are Awesome




...What did I say?


-That Random Guy

Escalators

Yes.  Escalators.
We have about 12 of those in my school, and they rarely work.

Weird people.
We have plenty of those in my school, too.  It just happens that one of those weird people is my friend.  His name is Aidan, or Aedan, or something of the sort.
It just so happens that Aidan and I were roaming around the halls, and we had decided to walk down to the second floor from our starting point at the sixth floor via the escalators.  As I walked down the not-working-escalators, I heard a weird thumping noise.  (we were the only ones there, so it couldn't be anyone else)

Aiden: thump...thump...thump


Me: turns around.  Dude, what are you doing?

A: Oh, me?  I'm walking down the escalators.  thump...thump


Me: Then why the hell are you jumping down each step?

A: Oh, well, my shoes'll get ruined if I walk down normally.  The raised surface of the steps will mess up the bottom of my shoes.

Me: ....

A: thump...thump...thump


Me: ...All right, dude.  Whatever.  I'll meet you at the auditorium.  I walk off.


A: Wait!  thump...thump...  Don't leave me!  Stop running!
_________________________

Well, the sad thing was that I wasn't running.  However, I didn't ditch him, and I waited at the bottom of the last escalator like a good friend.   ^_^

As you can see, I have strange-ish friends.

NYC does strange things to people.  I hope I don't fall prey to those things.

Well, anyway, back to the main topic of hippos, oftentimes called "Hippo-FAT-umus" in the vernacular.

Here is a picture of the rarity:


ENJOY!

-That Random Guy

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Well, I'm Here Again.

Yeah.  What the title said.
Now that I have *OHMYGOD* ONE FOLLOWER !!!! I decided to make another post!


And here's another picture:




See the picture?  Yeah, well, you'd think that the guy on the left has the upper hand in this conversation because he's laughing at the other guy...but au contraire!
                                                        

See what I mean?  The picture was upside-down (which you could probably see), and it's actually the now-left-sided person that has the upper hand!  I fooled all of you (well, actually all of you *singular*, seeing as I have only one awesome-tacular follower)!

But yeah, this post is now done.

-That Random Guy

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Pilot

First post!  Yeah!

As you can see, I am a new blogger.  This means that I probably won't have any views on this specific post...

Which makes me sad. : (
Ah, well.  Instead of pouring my *fake* sadness upon you, why don't I show you a ferocious monster?



Okay, I think I'm done for today.

-That Random Guy