Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Weed.

Ok, guys, I do not do weed.

But sadly, I know someone who does.

:(

His name is....

His name is..........

Holy What the crap!  I forgot his name!  He's in my Bio class and he's been there for the whole year and i forgot his name!

Huh.

Well, I guess I'll call him Huffy...'cause you know...What does a weed-smoker do?....Huff-puff?

But anyway, this is how I found out.


I was in my seat getting my notebook/binder thing out when Huffy comes in late.
He sits down next to me and looks all tired-ish and whatnot and I tell we have to open our booklets and do parts C and D.
He looks up.
"F*ck the state tests, I don't care."

The guy who sits in front of us (Julien) turns around and looks at Huffy.

"Dude, your eyes are mad red"

"Really?"

"Yeah, dude...Did you drink or smoke?"

"Groans...The second one..."

Wow...This guys smokes?

God.  What a loser.

But the weird thing is that I didn't smell a thing on him....so whatever.

But then I kept bugging about it.

I told him that from now on, I would call him Huff-Puff.
Whenever the teacher asked something, I would say Weed loud enough for him to hear it.
ex:  Teacher: What is an example of an activity that releases harmful chemicals into the atmosphere?
Me:  weed....*snickersnicker*

Teacher: Why do animals compete for survival?
Me: weed...*snickersnicker*

It got him and Julien laughing, so that's all I care...

The sad thing is, Huffy comes from a Muslim background, but he's Christian (dumbass), and I'm Muslim, so what I see is a Christian idiot that smokes weed.  Not that I have anything against Christian, but  I mention it because he converted from Islam to Christianity.

No racism or antisemitism here folks...

But he's an idiot, and it got me all worked up, so that is the reason for this post...

And an even stupider thing he said is when he responded to my statement: You should quit.

"Nigga, I can quit whenever I want...

....just don't wanna..."

What an idiot.

And I could tell he was high because he just randomly started curing me off for no reason and starts singing out of nowhere.

God.

And he buys the weed for $5 for like the smallest pinch of weed i have ever seen.

Idiot.



-That Random Guy

PS: WEED IS BAD!  DON'T DO IT!