I'm serious. I am very sure that you will agree with me by the end of this post.
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So as I was coming home from school on the subway, there was these two old guys sitting next to each other in my car. The one on the right was sleeping, had baggy clothes on, an unshaved, thick stubble, and a wool cap. The old guy next to him was the COMPLETE opposite of him. he had a nice haircut, a dress shirt and dress pants, shined-up shoes, a briefcase, and a sweater.
As I mentioned, the guy on the right was sleeping, and when the subway jerked to a stop, he lost his balance and fell into the spiffy guy's lap.
Scruffy: Hey, man, I'm sorry....imsorry (grumbles tiredly)
Spiffy: It's ok, it's ok...(you can tell by his face that it's NOT OK.) (he gets up slowly and moves to the door)
Scruff: Hey! I said I was sorry!
Spiff: Yes...I know...
Scruff: (getting rather angry) I said I was SORRY!
Spiff: ...........
Scruff:............
Spiff:...........
Scruffy: (glares at spiffy) I know what you did.....
Spiff: (avoiding eye contact) I didn't do anything...
Scruff: I saw what you did you sonnaffab****
Spiff: (slightly put off by rudeness) ..........
Scruff: Freakin' lookin' at me like that.... I already said I was sorry...a$$hole...
Spiff got off at the next stop. I felt really bad for Spiff there... Jerkface Scruffy was being a jerk for no reason, right? He fell on the other guy's lap, so isn't it expected for one of them to get up? It's not like Spiff is gonna think to himself, "Yeah, I think I'll stay right here 'cause I can't wait to be fallen on top of by some strange hobo guy."
Yeesh.
I got of at the next stop too because I didn't want Spiff to be the only one leaving the awkward situation.
Plus I had to transfer to another train anyway...
Anyway, enjoy the video (not by me btw)
Dub-Over: Beard
by explosmdotcom
(YouTube)
-That Random Guy
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